Rumpety-Pumpety, Pum-Pum-Pum,
Here comes Timothy banging his drum.
Clangety-Bangety-Bang times ten
Timothy's in the pot cupboard again.

A roar and a howl and a squeak and a moo,
Timothy's starting his own private zoo.
Ker-ching and Ker-chow and a rat-a-tat-tat
Timothy's shooting the baddies like that.

Pots and a drum and a gun and a zoo,
Timothy, Timothy, Timothy's two!
Now crashing and splashing and volcano's blast
are over. Thank goodness it's bedtime at last!