When Scotland yard can't seem to see
Just who the mastermind might be,
I say, 'It's elementary!'
They come to me, they come to me.

Now I'm King Arthur's bravest knight.
With sword and shield I put to flight
All villains who oppose his might.
For right we fight, for right we fight.

Neath Sherwood's green and pleasant wood
I rob the rich to help the good.
An outlaw who's misunderstood,
I'm Robin Hood, I'm Robin Hood.

Life for me's on the ocean wave;
My ship lies deep in Pirates' Cave.
Many a maiden I will save,
A captain brave, a captain brave.

In London street, beneath a tree,
In Camelot or out at sea,
Just look, it's almost half past three.
It's time for tea. It's time for tea.