I like cheap hookers and pencil necked women
that stay up and hang out at bars
don't care if they're chubby or chewin' a stubby
or out in the street chasing cars
I like the drunk girls and toothless old ladies
that fawn over me after dark
swimmin' around the fat women in town
I woke up with one that could bark!

Refrain after each verse-

Oh-- I'm a disgusting American male
who thinks any female will do
I may be guilty of chasing some tail
but them ugly girls need lovin too!

I like the big bellies and them varicose veins
that travel a road up her skirt
I like the nose hairs and some cigarette breath
that smells like a menthol and dirt. (whew!)
I like my girls cock-eyed with sweaty arm pits
droopin' boobs draggin' the floor
as long as she's goofy or skinny (or fat!)
the last dance is my chance to score!

Ref.
Oh-- I'm a disgusting American male
who thinks any female will do
I may be guilty of chasing some tail
but them ugly girls need lovin too!

I like to see fish-eyed, aquarium glass
starin' at me through my beer
and I gotta newsflash if she's gotta moustache
my hands will be rubbing her rear!
I like to date hunchbacks with gargoyle toes
and everything I said is true
you could laugh at me but then I just might be
the guy that sat down next to you!

Ref.
Oh-- I'm a disgusting American male
who thinks any female will do
I may be guilty of chasing some tail
but them ug-ly girls need lov-in too!