| General Fiction posted January 16, 2025 |
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Erotica for Dummies
by Bill Schott
The harsh desert sun had forced the brothers, Ezequal and Laserass, under the cover of the shadowed walkways of the abandoned ghost town known as Municipality.
"No one said that the desert was so hot and out of the way," said EeeZee, as he dropped into an old lawn chair on the covered boardwalk. His momentum sent him through the seat and to the deck.
"Hee hee hee!" laughed his brother Lazy.
"Don't you chuckle at me, Chucklehead!"
"Now there ain't no cause for you to curse me like that, EeeZee."
"Chucklehead ain't a curse, Dumbass -- it's a characterization."
"Now you called me another curse word," said Lazy, as he helped his brother up from the floor.
"Hey, hey, hey!' chimed a stranger, coming out the door of what looked like a theater.
"Are you a ghost, Sir?" asked Lazy with a bit of unease.
"A ghost?! Har de har har, that's a good one! Nope, I'm the owner of this fine establishment -- The Theater of Sin." replied the man.
"Did you say -- See it here and grin?" asked EeeZee.
"No, EeeZee," answered Lazy. "He said -- the cedar chair within."
Just then a naked woman stepped out of the door and stood at the center of the three men.
"Welcome, strangers. My name is Yeller."
"Oh? Like the Yeller Rose of Texas?" asked EeeZee.
"Sure, Dude. Want to come in and see the show?"
"You got animals?" asked EeeZee.
"Well, Betsy has her buttonloving monkey, Celeste has a couple of shelter-seeking snakes, and then there's HoHo and her ass."
"I think I'd really enjoy an animal show, Lazy," said EeeZee.
"Any of them girls got pets that do real tricks, like fetch or play dead?" asked Lazy, as he entered the theater, followed by his brother and the theater owner.
"Lex has a gerbil that jumps through hoops."
"Well, it's shot through hoops," corrected the owner.
"Like from a cannon?" asked one of the brothers.
"Lex farts him twelve feet, across a bed of nails, through a burning loop, and into a feather pillow."
EeeZee's mouth dropped open as he imagined all the preparations enabling a man to jetison a small mouse across the room from his pooper.
Lazy watched as Betsy danced about with a rhesus monkey unfastening all her buttons until she was entirely naked.
"So," asked Lazy, "does the monkey do anything else than unbutton stuff?"
Betsy explained in detail how the monkey performed various lewd acts involving vasoline, crayons, and bodily wastes.
Lazy smiled weakly then excused himself. Stepping outside he vomited into the street.
Meanwhile, EeeZee watched Celeste maneuver an anaconda around her naked body passing between, over, and into places. He had the feeling of needing a shower. Then he messed his pants.
HoHo walked by with her donkey. Seeing EeeZee and smelling him, the two rolled their eyes and moved towards the exit.
"It's amazing what kinds of perverts this place attracts," said HoHo.
"Son hombres locos!" grunted the ass.
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