Christmas Eve, Rudolph's Lit Up

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It was Christmas Eve night,

Mrs. Claus wished Santa

a safe flight,

at the snowy chill

North Pole,

Santa's sleigh prepped

to haul,

his sugar cookie enhanced

jolly ass,

Reindeer were giving him

a lot of sass,

Santa bellowed,

"Rudolph, get ready to go!"

Rudolph quipped, "Hell no!!"

reindeer were blitzed and

playing poker,

Rudolph was quite the joker,

he exclaimed,

"Pull the sleigh?!!

my jingle bells would freeze,

so Santa, dude, I think

I'll pass......and, puleeze,

could you refill my

beer glass?"

needless to say that

starry journey didn't

go without a hitch,

and Rudolph found out

that hangovers are a bitch!!

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