| General Fiction posted August 25, 2022 |
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Hell really doth have no fury...
Open Invitation
by Rachelle Allen
Sleep with my husband, will you? We'll just see about that!
Dear Prisoner #41682,
I read in your fascinating Personals ad that your time served for Armed Robbery, Stalking and Domestic Violence is almost at an end. This coincides perfectly with the promise I made to myself just this morning. I'd lied to my office mate, who accused me of having an affair with her husband, so I decided right then I would clean up my act forever. I worry that she didn't believe me since she said she found a gift card to Gold's Gym and love note I sent him. So now I'm hoping for a fresh start with you.
Here's some facts about me: I am curvaceous and fun and always flaunt my "assets," if you know what I mean, by wearing low-cut tops and tight-fitting cut-off shorts. I'm a girly-girl to the max. I have waist-length hair, gel nails and eyelash extensions and use lip plumpers. But I consider myself to be a very natural, genuine person. Plus, I'm extremely generous. I love buying nice gifts and motorized 'toys' for the man in my life.
One thing you should know: I love men, but I'm a bit of a tease. The chase is always so fun, don't you think? So, if you like what I've written and you want to meet me, please be persistent. I might, you know, "pretend" to be shocked and not interested, but don't believe a word of it! Chase me and chase me until I catch you, okay? It'll be our little fun game!
My address is 245 West Elm Street in Yorkville. Just show up; you don't ever have to call. I love surprises!
Hope to see you soon!
xoxoxo
Janelle
Dear Prisoner #41682,
I read in your fascinating Personals ad that your time served for Armed Robbery, Stalking and Domestic Violence is almost at an end. This coincides perfectly with the promise I made to myself just this morning. I'd lied to my office mate, who accused me of having an affair with her husband, so I decided right then I would clean up my act forever. I worry that she didn't believe me since she said she found a gift card to Gold's Gym and love note I sent him. So now I'm hoping for a fresh start with you.
Here's some facts about me: I am curvaceous and fun and always flaunt my "assets," if you know what I mean, by wearing low-cut tops and tight-fitting cut-off shorts. I'm a girly-girl to the max. I have waist-length hair, gel nails and eyelash extensions and use lip plumpers. But I consider myself to be a very natural, genuine person. Plus, I'm extremely generous. I love buying nice gifts and motorized 'toys' for the man in my life.
One thing you should know: I love men, but I'm a bit of a tease. The chase is always so fun, don't you think? So, if you like what I've written and you want to meet me, please be persistent. I might, you know, "pretend" to be shocked and not interested, but don't believe a word of it! Chase me and chase me until I catch you, okay? It'll be our little fun game!
My address is 245 West Elm Street in Yorkville. Just show up; you don't ever have to call. I love surprises!
Hope to see you soon!
xoxoxo
Janelle
Best Served Cold writing prompt entry
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Writing Prompt Write a flash fiction tale of REVENGE. Maximum 800 words. This can be in any genre and can range from a light-hearted prank to a murderous act of vengeance. Clever twists and irony encouraged. |
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