How come the sins are deadly?
I so enjoy the medley.
I check that list of seven –
I’ll never enter Heaven!
Because…
I’m an unholy sinner,
a winner and a grinner.
All this immorality
is like food and drink to me.
I enjoy my GLUTTONY,
my voracious tendency.
So just load up my big plate,
I do think it’s really great
to have so much more and more
and not keep a silly score.
Your dullish sermon on SLOTH
incurs my indignant WRATH,
for how slowly I can glide
fills my evil heart with PRIDE.
As I tick off ev’ry sin
I just smirk and drool and grin.
My truly decadent GREED
does display my urgent need
for hot saucy, sinful LUST–
I relish that throb and thrust!
My loins have a burning fire
to touch that rim of desire.
I can laugh and I can joke
but I think that I smell smoke!
However…
There’s a sin left on my list
and it’s one I do resist:
I don’t ENVY anyone –
they’re not having this much fun!
One day I’ll pay the prices
for these capital vices...
but so far that day is still miles away
and my lack of regret hasn’t killed me
yet!
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