Excellent Real story about not doing ablutions alone. Geoffrey's Musings. : Shower with Friends by Sankey

I do my ablutions in company I rarely take showers alone I enjoy creepy families And usually there's more than Just one. My wife often wonders about me Says, "Who are you talking to, dear?" I say, "Just my many legged family, they're always waiting in here." I try not to drown them while washing They seem to be having no fear They just move elsewhere for safety They know I am not long in there. Recognized Author Notes Thanks to Steve ANH for "Not a Spider" Not sure if the 'Daddy Long Legs' is peculiar to Australia. I am guessing not. The Aussie variety are not dangerous to humans. They are lethal to other insects etc, though.

© Copyright 2024. Sankey All rights reserved. Sankey has granted FanStory.com, its affiliates and its syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work.