My First Mistake by lancellot Why didn't someone stop me? writing prompt entry |
Why didn’t someone stop me? Not everything I do is cute. Not every minute of my short life needs to be posted on Facebook or YouTube. For crying out loud, doesn’t anyone understand privacy anymore? What if someday I want to run for President or get married to a classy girl? Dear Lord, how do I show my face in daycare? What will the kids around the sandbox say when they see it? I know, I know, not everything that fits in my mouth, goes in my mouth. That stupid dog! I blame him for this debacle. Oh God, please don’t let me end up in therapy as an adult. With the video out there I won’t be able to get a real job, and will have to go on Dr. Phil. I hate that guy. Hey, what’s that on the floor? The dog left more chocolate. No…wait…damn my short attention span.
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