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Jennifer Lawrence turns 34 1/2
Things that Improve with Age by Harambe iz ur Daddy
    34 Syllables Contest Winner 

She hungered for Harvey's wine stein
But actors can age like fine swine
At age thirty-four,
And now six months more,
She's halfway to age sixty-nine


Writing Prompt
Write a poem on any topic and in any format. But it must have 34 syllables total. No more, no less.
34 Syllables
Contest Winner

Author Notes
Seriously, I don't hate Jennifer Lawrence, despite her mediocre acting in the Hunger Games. It just so happens that she is the biggest actress to most recently have turned 34 1/2 (less than a month ago), which made her the perfect subject for this piece having fun with the contest rules. Harvey Weinstein said to another woman that he'd slept with Lawrence, but later apologized and admitted he'd exaggerated.

     

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