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Deadly Sins writing prompt entry

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language.
S
omeone shared the low-down scoop
H
ere in my taxidermy group
 
I
 t's the rage today, whoop whoop!
T
here's a cure for runny poop!

D
errieres dressed with such gear
U
undulate with Christmas cheer
N
oblemen cabooses veer
G
rinding one won't make you queer

P
atrons of the upper class
O
verlook that it is crass
O
h, it complements my ass!
P
aupers peer through gilded glass

T
hey're in short supply, you see
U
nder guard with lock and key
R
ich folks show them off with glee
D
iddy sold his pair to Ye

C
aptivated shoppers leap
R
ansacked boutique owners weep
A
ll who own them rarely sleep
P
awn shops never sell them cheap

S
quirrel butt plugs sure excite
C
apping off a wild night
A
ll who try them: erudite
T
ry to fit em good and tight

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Writing Prompt
Write a poem that involves one of the seven deadly sins.

Author Notes
The image above is made with good old Meta AI using Llama 3.2. Thanks, Zuck. Here's the actual product from my Taxidermy group on Facebook:

     

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