Excellent Avis and I continue to try... Aiming to Be the Best for You by Tom Horonzy Not funny but funny writing prompt entry

Win or lose I stand confused because as...   Avis tried for a long, long time   to be #1, which made them rich,  proving second ain't so bad unless you're an egotist of the nth degree, like me. Why?   I have loved you for years while being rated 'second-best' when planting kisses on your lips which, when heard, is as memorable as being runner-up in the NC2a's   Still, I promise to strive  while alive or until I die to try harder than they  hoping to hear you say:  "You are the best there is,  the best there was, and best kisser you'll ever be... for me."   I'll wait for as long as it takes; as long as you understand We will have to practice.   Writing Prompt Write a humorous or silly poem about something you dislike. Any style of poetry is welcomed. Length is up to you. See announcement for ideas. Author Notes The picture is of me and mine, who continues telling me my kisses still rate number two, but having said that, she married me and not the He she remembers being twice as good, which has me wonder if it isn't a ploy to keep me "trying harder." Should this be in the self-improvement category or romance???

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