Cats wear hats and sing in packs,
Lazy hunting dogs daily purr,
All clocks spin counterclockwise,
As time becomes a hazy blur.
*****
Weekdays end right at sunrise,
Squirrels fly like hummingbirds,
Cows in aprons bake cute cakes,
And no one finds it absurd.
*****
The moon laughs at the sky,
Fish ride bikes on the street,
Chickens dance a Viennese waltz,
Tree roots walk on nimble feet.
*****
Chairs sit on people's laps,
Books read themselves aloud,
Bears dance a fancy funny jig,
And daisy petals fall from clouds.
*****
Clock hands spin backward,
Kids teach their parents math,
Elephants clumsily walk sideways,
And bubbles take warm baths.
*****
Race horses drive fast cars,
Stars twinkle bright at noon,
Mountains play double-dutch,
Flowers sing fragrant tunes.
*****
Fish swim through airy skies,
Birds backstroke in calm seas,
Trees grow roots in the clouds,
And butterflies buzz like bees.
*****
Books read to people with a grin,
Mirrors reflect imaginary themes,
In a world turned upside-down,
By silly topsy-turvy daydreams.
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