We know you're only six year olds
and that can be complex,
but what you'll learn in school today...
is questioning your sex.
If Billy wants to wear a dress
to class, don't say he's weird,
when story-time is read by Sue...
a woman with a beard.
If you're a girl who doesn't know
what prospects you'll enjoy,
we'll introduce a plan that's woke,
"We're certain you're a boy."
So worry not what parents say
should what we teach be crude.
If pronouns aren't applied at home...
your parents can be sued.
We know you're only six years old
with nothing left to lose,
yet doctors gladly cleave or add
a weiner you could choose.
So thank old Joe for child support
and problems this will fix.
Your sex change is approved in full...
even though you're six.
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