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On Travel next Three Months taking a break
These are my reflections on Oregon. I have been to Oregon many times over the years. My father was a college professor at SF State, and we spent our summers at the family cabin near Mt. Ranier and winters too. I quit going to the cabin with my family when I was in college. We kept the cabin in the family until my mother sold it after my father passed away in 1985. Uncle-in-law managed the family's fruit farm near Yakima until he died in the early nineties.
On the way to and from Yakima, we frequently stayed in Medford. Later in 1990, I bought a property in Medford, two duplexes, and a house. We still have the duplexes which we renovated in 2017, We sold the house at the market peak in 2007 My brother was going to move to Oregon and manage our properties for us but his plans fell through so we were stuck with the properties which provided good income once we paid off the mortgages back in 1996 or so.
The plan was to spend our summers in Oregon with side trips to Northern California, Portland, Seattle, and Las Vegas.
COVID put a stop to that and we finally got back after three years. We are back on our summer plan. Unfortunately, our tenant trashed our furnished apartment, so we had to change our original five-week road trip to two weeks â?" Oregon Coast, Portland, Seattle, Yakima, and Bend including a side trip to Crater Lake, and then a trip down Highway one to the Bay Area and stay in the Bay Area for about a week â?" with an optional trip to Las Vegas, Arizona, and Utah provided the heat is less than 105 every day. Right now, with temperatures over 120, it is simply too dangerous to drive.
Ashland
Ashland is a nice college town and the home of the Oregon Shakespeare Festival, one of the oldest Shakespeare festivals in the Western United States. We usually try to take in a show when we are in the area. The University has an award-winning English literature department due to its long-standing connection to the festival. There are lots of trendy restaurants and bars in the city. During the winter it is a base for people going to Mt. Ashland for skiing.
Ashland is a city in Jackson County, Oregon, United States. It lies along Interstate 5 approximately 16 miles (26 km) north of the California border and near the south end of the Rogue Valley. The city's population was 21,360 at the 2020 census.
The city is the home of Southern Oregon University (SOU) and the Oregon Shakespeare Festival (OSF). These are important to Ashland's economy, which also depends on restaurants, galleries, and retail stores that cater to tourists. Lithia Park along Ashland Creek, historic buildings, and a paved intercity bike trail provide additional visitor attractions.
Ashland, originally called "Ashland Mills", was named after Ashland County, Ohio, the original home of founder Abel Helman, and secondarily for Ashland, Kentucky, where other founders had family connections. Ashland has a council-manager government assisted by citizen committees. Historically, its liberal politics have differed, often sharply, from much of the rest of southwest Oregon.

Oregon Shakespeare Festival 75th anniversary banner
The Oregon Shakespeare Festival has grown from a summer outdoor series in the 1930s to a season that stretches from February to October, incorporating Shakespearean and non-Shakespearean plays at three theaters.[42] The OSF has become the largest regional repertory theater in the United States.[14]
The Oregon Cabaret Theater features musicals and comedies throughout the year.[43] Opened in 1986, the dinner theater occupies a former First Baptist Church built in Mission Revival style.[44] The Ashland Independent Film Festival, which shows international and domestic films of almost every genre, takes place each April in the Varsity Theatre downtown. About 90 films are shown during the five days of the festival.[45] In 2009, Ashland was the setting for the film adaptation of Gaman's Coraline.[46]
The Oregon Center for the Arts at Southern Oregon University focuses on academic programs including creative arts (art, emerging media, and creative writing), music, and theater. Affiliated with the center is the Schneider Museum of Art, which has rotation exhibitions of works featuring professional contemporary artists. Also affiliated with the center are chamber music concerts, a Shakespeare institute, a piano series, and other art-related events.[47]
The annual Ashland New Plays Festival (ANPF) is a nonprofit organization that encourages playwrights to develop new work through public readings. Each year, the ANPF holds an international competition that winnows hundreds of submissions to four plays that are read to live audiences by professional actors during a five-day festival in October
(Wikipedia entry)
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Ashland Co-Op
Ashland Co-Op is a great natural foods store in Ashland. They used to pre-covid have a great make-your-own sandwich bar. My favorite was their loaded BLT.
Sam Adams, favorite sandwich
Was the make it your own sandwich
Served at the Ashland, Oregon, Co-Op
A modified BLT sandwich on Gluten free bread
Cheese, roast beef or pastrami, bacon
Sprouts, lettuce, tomatoes, dill pickles, peppers
Mayo, mustard, ketchup
Just heaven in every delicious bite
Lithia Park
Lithia Park in Ashland is a great park that follows Lithia Creek. It was designed by the NCY and Golden Gate Park designer Olmstead.
Lithia Springs
Lithia Springs is a small hot springs resort just north of Ashland. It has been operating as a spa since the 1880's.
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One night in Lithia Springs
We soaked away our painful life
And fell in Love again

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Astoria
Astoria is a town at the mouth of the Colombia River about an hour from Portland. I went Salmon Fishing there with my dad when I was 16. It has a nice Lewis and Clark museum as this was the farthest extent of their legendary trip in the 1810s.
Astoria is a port city and the seat of Clatsop County, Oregon, United States. Founded in 1811, Astoria is the oldest city in the state and was the first permanent American settlement west of the Rocky Mountains.[6] The county is the northwest corner of Oregon, and Astoria is located on the south shore of the Columbia River, where the river flows into the Pacific Ocean. The city is named for John Jacob Astor, an investor and entrepreneur from New York City, whose American Fur Company founded Fort Astoria at the site and established a monopoly in the fur trade in the early 19th century. Astoria was incorporated by the Oregon Legislative Assembly on October 20, 1856.[1]
The city is served by the deepwater Port of Astoria. Transportation includes the Astoria Regional Airport. U.S. Route 30 and U.S. Route 101 are the main highways, and the 4.1-mile (6.6 km) Astoriaâ?"Megler Bridge connects to neighboring Washington across the river. The population was 10,181 at the 2020 census.[7]
Bend
Bend is a hip town about an hour southeast of Portland on the edge of the Oregon high mountain desert, it is the mecca of artisanal spirits, beer, and Kombucha.
There is a good museum called the Oregon High Desert Museum which is worth a visit. There is also an Oregon Cascade scenic bypass, a 66-mile drive through the Cascades that I am looking forward to driving.
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Bend, Oregon - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bend,_Oregon
Bend is a city in and the county seat of Deschutes County, Oregon, United States. It is the principal city of the Bend Metropolitan Statistical Area. Bend is Central Oregon's largest city, with a population of 99,178 at the time of the 2020 U.S. Census, up from 76,693 at the time of the 2010 U.S. Census, and 52,029 at the ... See more

THE 15 BEST Things to Do in Bend - 2023 (with Photos) - Tripadvisor
Brandon Beach
Bradon Beach is a nice beach town on the Oregon Coast. We have stayed there several times.
Coos Bay
Coos Bay is a nice town on the Oregon Coast. We stayed at the Mills Casino which is an old mill that has been turned into an Indian-run Casino.
Coos Bay, Oregon
is article is about the city. For the body of water, see Coos Bay. For other uses, see Coos Bay (disambiguation).
Coos Bay, Oregon
Here the Coos River enters Coos Bay on the Pacific Ocean. The city borders the city of North Bend, and together they are often referred to as one entity called either Coos Bay-North Bend or Oregon's Bay Area.[7] Coos Bay's population as of the 2020 census was 15,985 residents, making it the most populous city on the Oregon Coast. Oregon's Bay Area is estimated to be home to 32,308 (Coos Bay Census County Division).[8]

Crater Lake National Park
i have been to Crater Lake at least ten times in my life. It is always impressive. We tried to go to Crater Lake, but our car had other ideas. Fortunately, a good Samaritan came along and helped out. We went the next day. And a good day touring the park. We stopped off at the Oregon Natural Bridge just before entering the park. That was very impressive.

Crater Lake National Park (U.S. National Park Service) (nps.gov)
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Good Samaritan Rescued Us Fan story.

I am grateful for today.
A good Samaritan
Rescued us at Crater Lake
When our car died
Naani Poem
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Klamath Falls, Oregon
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Klamath Falls (/Ë?klæmÉ?θ/KLAM-É?th) is a city in, and the county seat of, Klamath County, Oregon, United States. The city was originally called Linkville when George Nurse founded the town in 1867. It was named after the Link River, on whose falls the city was sited. The name was changed to Klamath Falls in 1893.[5] The population was 21,813 at the 2020 census. The city is on the southeastern shore of the Upper Klamath Lake located about 246 miles (396 km) northwest of Reno, Nevada, and approximately 17 miles (27 km) north of the Californiaâ?"Oregon border.
Logging was Klamath Falls's first major industry.
We drove back through Klamath Falls, which is a dying city, not that prosperous looking. There is an airbase there as well as the Oregon Institute of Technology but overall, the city seems to be depressed economically speaking. There are two dams on the Klamath river which are scheduled to be removed and the whole river re-wildered next year or so. There is a small downtown business district that has seen better days.
Central Point
Central Point is a small community north of Medford near the airport and COSTCO. There is an industrial zone on the west side of the city that abuts the west Medford industrial zone. I went there frequently when we were doing the epic remodeling of our four Medford units in 2016; We go there almost every day to go to COSTCO but have not explored the rest of the city.
Central Point, Oregon - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Point,_Oregon
Table Rock Mountain
Table rock mountains are two Messa mountains north of Medford that are great places to hike. But during the summer it is best to go in the morning as it often gets about 100 degrees in the late afternoon.
Upper and Lower Table Rock - Wikipedia
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Upper Table Rock and Lower Table Rock are two prominent volcanic plateaus located just north of the Rogue River in Jackson County, Oregon, U.S. Created by an andesitic lava flow approximately seven million years ago and shaped by erosion, they now stand about 800 feet (240 m) above the surrounding Rogue ... See more
Geology and climate
Starting approximately 40 million years ago in the middle Eocene, a braided river system called the "Ancestral Rogue River" flowed through the... See more
Agate Desert Park
Another great little park north of Medford, famous for natural agates.
Agate Desert
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300 W Antelope Rd, White City, OR 97503 · ~6.3 mi
Eagle Point
Eagle Point is a small-town northeast of Medford. It is on the Rogue River and is a popular staging area for river rafting trips. There are several award-winning golf courses there.
It is also settling for some reason for most of my horror stories where I construct an eldritch Lovecraftian haunted mansion that Sam Adams of the Cosmos Institute inherits.
Eagle Point, OR - Official Website " Official Website (cityofeaglepoint.org)
Eugene
Eugene in the University of Oregon campus town. It reminds me of Berkeley and Boulder -both college towns. It has a good co-op that had great sandwiches back in the day.
University of Oregon (uoregon.edu)
Grants Pass
Grants Pass is a nice little town on the Rogue River. It is a popular place for winery tours. It is also the main staging area for raft trips.
Grants Pass, Oregon - Wikipedia
Roseburg
Roseburg is another little town on the rouge river. There are lots of wineries nearby. But what it is known for is Oregon's wildlife safari which is worth a visit.
It is also the northernmost extension of the Northern California climate zone and the southernmost extension of the Pacific Northwest climate zone. Once you go north you enter into the Pacific Northwest climate zone.
Roseburg, Oregon - Wikipedia
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Roseburg is a city in the U.S. state of Oregon. It is in the Umpqua River Valley in southern Oregon and is the county seat and most populous city of Douglas County. Founded in 1851, the population was 23,683 at the 2020 census, making it the principal city of the Roseburg, Oregon Micropolitan Statistical ... See more
Wildlife Safari
Jacksonville

Jacksonville
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Jacksonville is a historical 19th-century Gold Rush town. A lot of people don't know that Oregon had a gold rush and silver rush as well â?" just not as well known. And there are working wines to this day. The town reminds me of Old Town Alexandria and old towns across the country, including downtown Medford, Bend, and Old Town Sacramento.
It is a popular retirement community. Ten miles to Medford, and Ashland.
Lots of nice restaurants and classic bed and breakfast country inns, and easy access to wineries.
Welcome to Jacksonville, Oregon a National Historic Landmark (jacksonvilleoregon.org)
Britt Music & Arts Festival
Facebook (2,000) · Festival
350 S 1st St, Jacksonville, OR 97530 · ~5.7 mi
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The Brit festival has an amazing lineup for a minor out-of-the-way music festival. They attract a lot of acts who add on a night at the Brit Festival which is becoming a big thing to their Portland, Eugene of Sacramento bookings.
We just missed Diana Ross



We saw Big Toad and the Monsters and Blues Travelers. Both were pretty good. Big Todd was a bit more mainstream rock, blues travelers remind me of The Grateful Dead, Phish, and Rush, with similar style and fanatical fan base. The lead singer is a great blues harmonica player.
Phoenix
Phonex Oregon is a suburb of Medford just south of the city. It has Home Depot and a few other big box stores and a few wineries and truck stop and RV parks. It was heavily damaged in the 2020 fire.
Phoenix, Oregon
Phoenix is a city in Jackson County, Oregon, United States. The population was 4,538 at the 2010 census. Phoenix is a part of the Medford Metropolitan Statistical Area, in the Rogue Valley, and is 3 miles (5 km) southeast of Medford on Interstate 5.
History
The area was settled in about 1850 by brothers Hiram and Samuel Colver. Samuel Colver laid out the town in 1854. Early residents included Milton Lindley, who operated a sawmill that provided timbers in 1855 for a blockhouse as well as a flouring mill owned by Sylvester M. Wait. For a time, the settlement was known locally as Gasburg after a talkative employee in the kitchen serving the mill hands. Wait, who was an agent for the Phoenix Insurance Company of Hartford, Connecticut, assigned the official name, Phoenix, to the community and, in 1857, to its post office. Waitsburg, Washington, was later named after Wait.[6]
2020 fire
On September 8, 2020, much of Phoenix, along with neighboring Talent and parts of Medford and Ashland, were destroyed by the Almeda Drive Fire.[7][8][9][10] On September 11, 2020, authorities said they were preparing for a mass fatality incident.[11] On September 11, it was reported that 600 homes and 100 commercial buildings have been destroyed by the Almeda Drive Fire,[12] but on September 18, that number was updated to 2,800.[13] Officials stated that the Almeda Drive Fire was human-caused.[12] On September 11, a man was arrested for arson, for allegedly starting a fire that destroyed multiple homes in Phoenix and merged with the Almeda Drive Fire.[14] A separate criminal investigation into the origin point of the Almeda Drive Fire in Ashland is ongoing.[14]
Portland
The biggest city in Oregon and a very hip and trendy town. Center of Oregon's Asian, African-American, Hispanic, and LGBTQ communities. Because Oregon does not have a sale tax and Washington does not have an income tax, many savvy retirees live in Vancouver, Washington just across the river from Portland, and do the bulk of their shopping there. Portland is one of the few cities that still has a vibrant shopping center near downtown. It also has the world's largest bookstore â?" which I will visit on my next trip, several innovative universities including Lewis and Clark and Reed, as well as Portland State and Oregon's sole medical university the Oregon State Medical University which has dental, both oriental medicine, western medicine, Physical therapy and nursing schools. 80 percent of the State lives within the metro area, which has the only real mass transit in Oregon. It also has one of the best urban park systems in the world, great local beer and Kombucha breweries and hundreds of nearby wineries, and of course lots of cannabis shops everywhere. It is about an hour's drive to Bend and an hour's drive to the coast, and four to five hours to Medford.
Portland (/Ë?prattling/PORT-land) is a port city in the Pacific Northwest and the most populous city in the U.S. state of Oregon. Situated in the northwestern area of the state at the confluence of the Willamette and Columbia rivers, Portland is the county seat of Multnomah County, the most populous county in Oregon. As of 2020, Portland had a population of 652,503,[9] making it the 26th-most populated city in the United States, the sixth-most populous on the West Coast, and the second-most populous in the Pacific Northwest, after Seattle.[10] Approximately 2.5 million people live in the Portlandâ?"Vancouverâ?"Hillsboro, ORâ?"WA metropolitan statistical area, making it the 25th most populous in the United States. About half of Oregon's population resides within the Portland metropolitan area.[a]
Named after Portland, Maine,[11] which is itself named after the English Isle of Portland, the Oregon settlement began to be populated in the 1840s, near the end of the Oregon Trail. Its water access provided convenient transportation of goods, and the timber industry was a major force in the city's early economy. At the turn of the 20th century, the city had a reputation as one of the most dangerous port cities in the world, a hub for organized crime and racketeering. After the city's economy experienced an industrial boom during World War II, its hard-edged reputation began to dissipate. Beginning in the 1960s,[12] Portland became noted for its growing liberal and progressive political values, earning it a reputation as a bastion of counterculture.[13]
The city operates with a commission-based government, guided by a mayor and four commissioners, as well as Metro, the only directly elected metropolitan planning organization in the United States.[14][15] Its climate is marked by warm, dry summers and cool, rainy winters. This climate is ideal for growing roses, and Portland has been called the "City of Roses" for over a century.[16]
Talent, Oregon
Talent is a city in Jackson County, Oregon, United States. The population was 6,282 at the 2020 census.
History[edit]
1883. P. Talent, an East Tennessee native who settled in Oregon in the 1870s, platted the city in the 1880s. He wanted to name it Wagner but was overruled by postal officials, who preferred Talent, dropping one of the L's. The post office opened at this location in 1883. Earlier names for the settlement were Eden District and Wagner Creek.[5]
2020 fire[edit]
On September 8, 2020, roughly a third of Talent, along with neighboring Phoenix and parts of Medford and Ashland, were destroyed by the Almeda Drive Fire.[6][7][8][9] On September 11, 2020, authorities said they were preparing for a mass fatality incident.[10] As of September 11, 600 homes and 100 commercial buildings have been destroyed by the Almeda Drive Fire,[11] but on September 18, that number was updated to 2,800.[12] Officials stated that the Almeda Drive Fire was human-caused.[11] On September 11, a man was arrested for arson, for allegedly starting a fire that destroyed multiple homes in Phoenix and merged with the Almeda Drive Fire.[13] A separate criminal investigation into the origin point of the Almeda Drive Fire in Ashland is ongoing.[13]
White City
White City is a small but upcoming city. It is based on a World War 11 Army camp that closed down in the 50s. There is a big regional Veterans hospital center and because of that has drawn a lot of military retirees to the valley.
There is a rumor that the city was called White City and was supposed to be a whites-only city. It was the center of KKK activity between 1880 and 1940. In any event it has the largest minority population in the Rogue Valley due to the relatively inexpensive rents.
Thankfully the KKK movement died out in Oregon.
White City is an unincorporated community and census-designated place (CDP) in Jackson County, Oregon, United States. The population was 7,975 at the 2010 census,[5] up from 5,466 at the 2000 census. White City is about 9 miles (14 km) north of the center of Medford[6] and 4 miles (6 km) south of Eagle Point.[7]
Oregon Demographics
Oregon is mostly white about 80 percent but there are a lot of Hispanics and Asians in Portland a thriving African American community of 80 percent lives in the Portland Willamette Valley down to Eugune and Salem the State Capitol.

Indian Casinos
There are numerous Indian casinos in Washington, Oregon, and Northern California, and over the years I have lost money in many of them. This summer we will visit at least two. An Indian Casino is planned for Medford, opening perhaps in 2025. The nearest casinos to Medford are about an hour or two northwest and southwest of the city along the coast.
Indian History
The Indian tribes of Oregon and California were almost wiped out in the Indian wars of the 19th century. Most of the tribes were forced to move to Idaho or Oklahoma. The remaining tribes struggled with getting Federal and State recognition, benefits, etc. Almost all of them have been recognized by now. Many of the tribes are teaching their language and culture and tribal communities have come back from near death. Many of them have become wealthy due to casinos and the decisions by most tribes of giving every tribal member a monthly stipend and full scholarships for college and tech institutions. Many tribal members live off their stipends, which depending upon the tribe can be quite generous as they usually tax the casinos about 10 percent of their income stream, returning it all to the benefit of the tribes, and investing a lot of it as well...
Native American peoples of Oregon - Wikipedia

Southern Oregon Wine Country
Complete Guide to Southern Oregon Wineries - Wine with Paige
Southern Oregon has emerged as a major winery region with over 125 between Roseburg and Ashland. Most are in the Applegate Valley west of 1-5 and west of Jacksonville and Medford. Some are nearer Roseburg-Grants Pass. There are a number in a town near Ashland, Jacksonville, Medford, Phoenix, and Talent. Southern Oregon is also a craft beer town and an kombucha town. and there are lots of farmers markets and organic groceries in town including several 24/7 groceries. There are cannabis shops everywhere now.

Roxy Ann Winery
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roxyann.com
3283 Hillcrest Rd, Medford, OR 97504 · ~2.3 mi
(541) 776-2315




Paschal Winery and Vineyard
www.paschalwinery.com
1122 Suncrest Rd, Talent, OR 97540 · ~7.3 mi
(541) 535-7957
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Owned by friends of our friends. They have a good menu as well as wine tasting and they often have live music. Three swans live on the lake. And a goose who was raised with the swans and thinks he is a swan. The winery also has cottages for rent.


Oregon Poems
Wagontire Oregon
1973
In 1973, I went on a road trip
With my father
We left Berkeley to go to Yakima
Where my father had a summer cabin

He was a college professor
And had July
and August off

And we spent the summers
Every summer from 1968 to 1978
Our whole dysfunctional family
Our annual road trip
to hell and back
As we did not get along at all
We decided to drive
through Eastern Oregon

Just my father and me
Just for the hell of it
The rest of the family
was already there
in Washington
waiting for us
My father and I shared a travel lust
One of the few things we shared
This was one of our best trips
We got along
Which was unusual
Normally our relationship
Was fraught
As we were so different
We left Klamath Falls
A real nothing burg
in those days
And headed east along Highway 395
As we entered the desert
of eastern Oregon
We entered a different world
High mountain desert
Almost
no one on the road
nothing on the radio
but country music
and talk radio
from KGO in SF

my father and I bonded
Learned a lot about his past
What he liked
And did not like
He hated country music
But loved news radio
And we talked about politics
And life in general

Just a father and son
Enjoying a rare
Father-son
Bonding moment

We usually did not
get each other
I inherited too much
Of my Mother's
wild Irish personality

To suit his dour Norwegian
Germanic personality

Then we saw the sign
Wagontire Oregon
100 miles ahead
Burma shave

We counted down the signs
Miles after miles
As we drove
into the gathering dusk
along with the wagon tire
countdown
were other signs
last gas for x miles
and the Burma Shave
roadside signs

with their classic
cowboy poetry
slogans
which in 1975
were already
becoming
a thing of the past
had not seen those
since this road trip
but on this road
they still had them
every mile
Burma Shave signs

We speculated
that Wagontire
Must be a giant truck stop
In the middle of nowhere
And we drove on
Counting down the signs
Listening to dreadful country music
And endless political news
Wagontire 100 miles ahead
And we drove on
Counting down the signs
Listening to dreadful country music
And endless political news
Wagontire 100 miles ahead
............................................
Burma Shave
Wagontire 1 Mile ahead
Last Chance Gas, Food, lodging next gas 200 miles
Welcome to Wagontire, Oregon
Population 2 ½ humans 10 dogs, 50,000 sheep
We pulled into the town
Nothing there
but a gas station
Motel and café
We decided to stop
Last gas for 200 miles
According
to the highway signs
In the morning
We chatted with the owner
He was the sheriff,
the fire chief
The owner
of the motel,
gas station
The only business in town
And the only place open
For two hundred miles

Until the next town
John Day I believe
I asked the Sherriff
Say, who is the ½ human?
My idiot son!

And we left.
200 miles later
We finally
left Eastern Oregon
2016
In 2016 my wife
and I drove
through Eastern Oregon
As part of our epic
cross-country trip

first time for her
in Eastern Oregon
Idaho, Montana
Wyoming and many other states

last time I had visited
was during my epic road trip
with my father
summer of 1973

10,000 miles
31 states
in three months
to celebrate my retirement
from the US Foreign Service

On the way from Medford
to Yellowstone
We drove along Highway 395

The signs for Wagontire were gone
And we drove through the town
The motel was abandoned
Nothing there at all
And that sign
was gone too
and the Burma shave signs
long ago
faded into lost
Americana
On the radio
Nothing but country
Right-wing talk shows
And Christian radio
I said I suppose the idiot son
Never took over the business
And we speculated about Wagontire
And all other nothing burgs
We drove through
that summer
Heart of Trump's America
True fly-over country
Travels with my Father
Prose Poem Version
I grew up in Berkeley, California in the 60s and 70s, graduating from high school in 1974. My father was a local politician, college professor, and economist who served in DC under President Kennedy and Johnson. He and I did not get along that much, he was a distant aloof person hard to get to know, although I admired him and agreed with him on political issues for the most part. He was a moderate democrat which in Berkeley made him a conservative a curse word in the hyper-partisan Berkeley political scene.
One thing we did share was the love of travel and road trips. My father had inherited a summer cabin near Yakima, Washington, and from an early age to when I was 20, I spent most summers in the cabin with my father, my mother, my brothers, and my sister and visiting my uncle and his family. We were a dysfunctional family, always bickering and did not get along at all. Our road trips were fun actually despite our dysfunctional family dynamics.
We made several memorable trips over the years. We drove across the country twice from DC to California both times taking the northern route and stopping off in Yakima before returning to California. Along the way stopping off at Yellowstone, Grand Teton, etc. On one trip we went through Canada stopping off in Montréal, Toronto, Calgary, the Canadian Rockies, and Vancouver. We were 90 miles from the Alaskan border and my father decided we were not going to go to Alaska although we all begged him to do so. It took me almost 50 years before I finally got to Alaska, on a cruise, and I thought Meh was overrated and not for me. But still, I would have liked to have seen it when I was 11 years old.
One summer we drove just my father and me to Yakima and we drove through eastern Oregon just for the hell of it. We drove down a lonely country highway dubbed the loneliness highway in America that started in Nevada and goes through eastern Oregon and Eastern Washington the Nevada and Oregon sections are among the least densely populated areas in the United States. We started noticing signs for Wagon Tire, Oregon, with signs like 99 miles to Wagon Tire's last services for 200 miles. 99 98 97 every milepost had two signs to Wagon tire and a Burma Shave sign. Burma Shave signs were a feature of the American West from 1920 to 1974 when the interstate highway system ended most roadside billboard advertisements, and the Burma Shave company ceased as an independent company the Burma Shave billboards were cowboy poetry at its best three to five short tanka like advertisements like
Drivers,
You must remember this
Driving fast
Kills you fast
Burma Shave
When we got there, we found a run-down motel/gas station, cafe, and general store.
We spent the night; we were the only customers as it was mid-week. We had noticed a sign-out front
"Welcome to Wagon tire
Population
30,000 sheep
20, 000 cows
10,000 pigs
5,000 chickens
Thousands of bears, coyotes,
deer, elk, and antelope
two and one-half people
We asked the owner who had identified himself as the owner, fire chief, sheriff, and landlord what the sign, two and one-half people meant. He said,
"Oh me, my wife, and my idiot son, that's the half person."
In 2016 when I drove across the country with my wife to celebrate retiring from the foreign service we drove through Wagontire, which entire was now a ghost town with signs for sale. I wonder if anyone bought the store? And whether anyone lives there anymore. In any event, the idiot son never carried out the family business.
Travels with My Father Free verse
I grew up in Berkeley California
My father was a local politician,
college professor,
we did not get along that much
he was a distant aloof person
hard to get to know,
although I admired him
and agreed with him
on political issues
One thing we did share
was the love of travel
and road trips.
My father had a summer cabin
near Yakima, Washington,
and from an early age to
when I was 20
I spent most summers
in the cabin with my father,
my mother, my brothers,
and my sister
and visiting my uncle and his family.
We were a dysfunctional family,
always bickering
and did not get along at all.
Our road trips were fun actually
despite our dysfunctional
family dynamics.
One summer
My father and I drove
through eastern Oregon
just for the hell of it.
We drove down
Highway 395
dubbed the loneliness highway
in America
the Nevada and Oregon sections
are among the least densely populated
areas in the United States.
Outside of Klamath Falls
As we entered Oregon
High desert outback
We started noticing signs
for Wagon Tire, Oregon,
with signs like
99 miles to the Wagon tire
last services for 200 miles.
99
98
97
every milepost
had two signs a sign to Wagon tire
and a Burma Shave sign.
Burma Shave signs
were a feature of the American West
from 1920 to 1974
when the interstate highway system
ended most roadside billboard advertisements,
and the Burma Shave company
ceased as an independent company
the Burma Shave billboards
were cowboy poetry
at its best
three to five short
tanka like advertisements like
"Drivers,
You must remember this
Driving fast
Kills you fast
Burma Shave"
When we got there
we found a run-down motel/gas station,
cafe, and general store.
We spent the night.
we were the only customers
as it was mid-week.
We had noticed a sign-out front
"Welcome to Wagon tire
Population
30,000 sheep
20, 000 cows
10,000 pigs
5,000 chickens
Thousands of bears, coyotes,
deer, elk, and antelope
2 and one-half people
We asked the owner
who had identified himself?
as the owner, fire chief,
sheriff, and landlord
what is the sign,
two and one-half people meant.
He said,
"Oh me, my wife,
and my idiot son, that's the half person."
In 2016
when I drove across the country
with my wife
to celebrate retiring
from the foreign service
we drove through Wagontire,
which was now a ghost town
with signs for sale.
I wonder
if anyone bought the store?
And whether anyone lives there anymore.
In any event, the idiot son
never carried out the family business.
Note: according to Wikipedia there are still a few people living in Wagon Tire. When we drove through in 2016 it sure looked like a Ghost town.
Wagontire, Oregon - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagontire,_Oregon
Wagontire is an unincorporated community in Harney County, Oregon, United States, along U.S. Route 395.
The community was named after the nearby Wagon Tire Mountain. From 1986 to at least 1997, Wagon Tire was home to just two people: William and Olgie Warner. The Warners' property included a gas station, cafe, motel, general store, and r...
Wikipedia · Text under CC-BY-SA license
BING AI seems to think that Wagontire might be a Ghost town but as far as I know, it is not yet listed on the state list of ghost towns.
Oregon has a rich history of frontier towns, many of which have become ghost towns. According to several historians, the state contains over 200 ghost towns1. Some well-known ghost towns in Oregon include Shanika, Golden, and Sumpter2. These towns were once thriving communities, filled with people who followed their dreams to Oregon. Now they remain as a window to another time, full of places to ponder and history to discover2. Is there a specific ghost town you would like to know more about?
According to my sources, there was a business called Wagontire Cafe and RV located at 53358 Highway 395 South in Riley, OR that offered services for RV and Camper Repair1. However, I couldn't find any recent information about whether this business is still open or if there are any other businesses currently operating in Wagontire. Is there anything else you would like to know?

Burma Shave
https://www.bing.com/search?FORM=NWLS01&PC=ATNW&q=burma+shave+road+signs
Burma-Shave was an American brand of brushless shaving cream, famous for its advertising gimmick of posting humorous rhyming poems on small sequential highway roadside signs.
Burma-Shave was introduced in 1925 by the Burma-Vita company in Minneapolis owned by Clinton Odell. The company's original product was a liniment made of ingredients described as having come "from the Malay Peninsula and Burma" (hence its name).[1] Sales were sparse, and the company sought to expand sales by introducing a product with wider appeal. the Burma Shave signs were written in cowboy poetry style three lines with Burma Shave as the fourth tag lines.

The signs were everywhere as the automobile era commenced. The last signs disappeared with the opening on the interstate highway system which banned outdoor billboards.



Seattle UW Blues
I have a long history
with the city of Seattle
dating back to my grandparents
who met there at UW

and my father who attended UW
and became a student leader
fighting to integrate the University

I first visited the city
when I was a young man
when we spend the summer
in Yakima

where we had a family home
decades later I visited the city
before I went to the Peace Corps

Before I went to the Peace Corps
then my wife and I lived there
for four years

while we were attending graduate school
at the University
and we fell under its seductive spell
living and Breathing Seattle
falling in love again
with the city

we left the city
and traveled the world
came back twice
once to take and pass the foreign service
oral exam

and once decades later
to take a cruise to Alaska
and found that the city
had changed in many ways
but the old Seattle remained

and I wanted to come back
and now my nephew lives there
adding another element to our family's

ongoing Seattle family history

why I had been there before
I cannot say, but this much I do know

Seattle remains a part of me
and I a part of its history

Because of You, I'm In A Seattle Kind Of Mood
Because of you, I'm in a Seattle kind of mood
When I look out my window

And see the rain drops gently falling all around
And I feel that special Seattle kind of chill

In my bones
I think of you with a Seattle kind of mood

In the morning
Wherever I am in this crazy world if I see raindrops

Gently falling all around
Blue mood dissolves in the rain's gentle mist
And I cry out with all my heart

Because of you
I am in a Seattle kind of mood

As I walk down the street
In distant foreign lands

Whether I am in Bangkok, Taipei, Tokyo, or Seoul
New York, Moscow, Rome, or San Francisco
Whether I am in India, China, Thailand, or Europe

Whenever I feel the rain's gentle embrace
I get into that Seattle kind of mood
Seattle, a Seattle kind of mood

Fresh Salmon sizzling over a hickory smoke fire
Ivar's clam chowder

And Red Hook Ale Pike Place market
Bums in Pioneer Square
And angry hippies preaching in Red Square

Yuppies drinking downtown
Geeks in Redmond

Making the world safe
For the Microsoft King

And the Mariners lose again
While the Huskies dream of Rose Bowls to come

And everywhere rain falls down
oh yeah

A Seatt1e kind of mood

Because of you
I get into that Seattle kind of mood

In the morning
As I fight the horrendous traffic
And breathe in deadly, killer air

I cough, cough, and remember
The green, green air of Seattle

And because of you,
I get into that Seattle kind of mood
Seattle, Seattle, kind of mood

The Huskies are number one in my heart
While the Mariners are always last in the nation

But what the hell
I'm in a Seattle kind of mood

I sit in the International District
Eating Dim Sum and drinking Ballad bitter
Watching the crowds dodge the ever-present raindrops

Seattle Kind of mood

As I wake up each day in crazy foreign lands
I hear the falling raindrops calling me home

Oh why did you leave me they cry out
In a Seattle sort of voice

Whispering in the gently falling rain
Seattle, Seattle kind of mood

And so my Dear
Wherever I roam in this wide planet of ours

From here to entreaty
And beyond

To the red plains of Mars
Whenever I hear the gentle patter of raindrops

I'll get into that Seattle kind of mood
And dream of spending eternity with you

Watching the Seattle rain
Gently falling on our bumbershoots

As we walk down the beach hand in hand
Digging the gooey ducks while drinking Rainier Ale
All because of you

I'll always be in the Seattle kind of mood

Medford Beckons
Once boring, humble Medford Oregon
and I have a long history
dating back to my childhood
when we would drive through there

often spending the night
back and forth to Yakima
from our family home in Berkeley
with my father during our summer vacations

Medford back in the day
was a sleepy little town
but the biggest town around
Ashland was more famous

but Medford grew on me
decades later my wife

Decades later my wife
and I drove through there
as we yo-yo up and down
the coast going from Seattle

where we were graduate students
and Berkeley to visit my family

we bought five pieces of property
in Medford in 1990
and were absentee landlords
for almost thirty years

coming back every few years
finally coming back in 2016
renovating the property

and now we are spending
our summers there
and preparing to become
Oregonian residents

Medford humble boring Medford
has become a trendy place
we have become part of Medford

and Medford is part of our hearts and soul
I am now an Oregonian
complete with a beard, no ties, and Western shirts

and my love affair with this humble city
will continue to grow
as my life winds down
in Medford city of my soul
Yakima Dessert Blues
Yakima, Washington
The ancestral home of my father's family since 1920
Kept alive in my family's history
Went back and forth like a Yo-Yo between Yakima
and the Bay area, mostly when I was a young man
In 2019, I visited the ghosts at my father's grave

I did not realize how much Yakima had not changed
Ever since I was a child I thought that Yakima
Simply was too much of a desert outpost

Even then I knew why my father had led the town
Rarely did I think that my father would want to return
That he did over and over until the day he died

But for me, the Yakima of my childhood no longer remained
The lesson learned from all of this is Yakima remains in my heart
Until the day I die, I know that my family's history in Yakima
Even now Yakima the desert town of my father will not be
Remains a foreign outpost and is not anymore for me
The Lighthouse of Whispers

35
Sam Adams,
a paranormal researcher
For the Cosmos Institute in Berkeley
Received reports
Of a mysterious event
In Brandon, Oregon
Along the coast
A mysterious lighthouse
Appeared one night
Flashing red lights
Several locals went inside
To investigate
And came out different
Sam and his team
Arrived and talked
To everyone in town
But no one wanted
To say what
Was going on
They went to the lighthouse
And found inside a gateway
With a sign
"Gateway to other worlds
Enter at your own risk
For madmen only."
Saying,
"what the hey"
They entered the gateway

Author Notes
spending the summer in Southern Oregon's Rouge Valley

     

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