Excellent My man got cross. A Bathroom Situation by LisaMay      Not funny but funny Contest Winner

He glared at me with anger; the blade was in his hand. I quivered, naked, in the bath. His voice rose in command. I tried to be coy (my female ploy), and splashed amidst the bubbles. I had been happy, clean and smooth, but he was looking for troubles. His ire was up; I'd been found out; dark eyes shot bolts of laser. And this is what my man did shout: ''Don't EVER touch my razor!''   Writing Prompt Write a humorous or silly poem about something you dislike. Any style of poetry is welcomed. Length is up to you. See announcement for ideas. Not funny but funny Contest Winner Recognized Author Notes Author Note: I used to borrow my partner's razor to shave my legs, not seeing the need for both of us to have a razor. He assumed I had one and couldn't understand why the blade on his razor became blunt so quickly. Then one day he caught me in the act and was grumpy. I bought my own razor.

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