When an unsuspecting Mister
Found his Mrs., and he kissed her
Unaware, his bride's twin sister
Was an evil, wicked Witch
It's no insult; I'm not kidding
A true Witch, I am admitting
Though to insult would be fitting
Such a mean, cold-hearted BITC... Witch.
See, the bride was kind and giving
But the Witch was unforgiving
From the shadow, she was living
She just couldn't get a man
Now a gorgeous bride and venue
Springtime wedding on the menu
But before I will continue
You should know what sparked her plan...
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Long ago, the Witch got jealous
As her sister got more fellas
She grew wicked and rebellious
Finally, she had enough
And the trend began appearing
As her sister started fearing
For her men kept disappearing
Every time she fell in love
Brewing hatred from her power
Wicked Witch spent every hour
On a spell to grow a flower
From some very special seeds
On the night of famous pretense
When October came to its end
She would lure her sister's boyfriends
To fulfill her garden needs.
Without any hesitation
She would sentence their damnation
filled with pride in her creation
Of her garden's secret doom.
Sealing fate at first detection
Of her sister's felt affection
Grew the Witch's great collection
Trapping men within a bloom.
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Let's fast forward to that venue
Springtime wedding on the menu
Witch most eager to continue
As she gazes at his ring
Halloween, when spell has reason
She must wait 'til planting season
Then the Witch will find it pleasing
When that Mister blooms in spring.
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