I don’t know his name; I’m guessing it’s Lance.
I sure love his X-rated scripts, poems, and rants.
His work is offensive to some, and it’s crude,
but I love the humor with which it’s imbued.
His courage in posting is second to none.
His double-entendres are all in good fun.
And when he is earnest, he makes so much sense,
in spite of the fact that he may cause offense.
But he doesn’t care, for truth is his game.
Without him FanStory would not be the same.
And so, lancellot, keep on spewing your stuff.
Lewd humor and truth—there is never enough.
There might be a few who won’t give you a look,
but know this, my friend, you are tops in my book.
To answer your question, if you’re asking me—
Whole-heartedly, without a doubt, it’s “To be.”
