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Random Rhyme and Petty Prose
: A One Hundred Word Poem by Bill Schott


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sometimes the contests become rather odd,

requiring the Devil, turkey bacon, and God;

with those three items in any known frame,

use unusual meter and give it a name.


The Devil went down to Terre Haute,

looking for some discount veal;

someone sold him a pig in a poke,

this scam made the poor Devil squeal.


Then God intervened with poultry bacon,

"Look at all the fuss you're makin';

You won't need to whine like a wee little boy,

eat this fake bacon, made from turkey or soy."


 
When you reach one hundred words, my friend,

then you will simply end.

 

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