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: Dip, Dodge, and the Dictionary by Bill Schott

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Two young men met in the library to begin research on a paper.

Dip: I don't even know where to start on this ASSignnent. See what I did there?

Dodge: Nothing?

Dip: What are we writing about?

Dodge: Does it matter? He never reads our work anyway.

Dip: Oh? You turn stuff in?

Dodge: For a grade; sure.

Dip: Let's have some fun with it. We'll pick random words from the DICKtionary and create a nonsensical report. If he passes us, we prove he sucks as a teacher and that we are smarter than half the people who come to school occasionally.

Dodge: You mean who come to school occasionally or being smarter than them occasionally.

Dip: Ding ding ding! What's the word of the day?

Dodge: Ding?

Dip: Occasionally.

Dodge: Like today?

Dip: Let's get started.



To be continued...

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