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I got together with best friends, at Margaret's for some lunch
She invited us FS girls and ended up with quite a bunch
Margaret was writing notes, so Sue and Jen took a little peak
Lily and Janet are upset and Lorraine's about to freak
Eve and Mary told us, and we're not sure what to think
As Maria and Evie plot revenge, Margaret better watch her drink
Dolly and Lisa don't understand; why's she hiding what she wrote
So that's what happened so far, and here's what's in her note
THE NOTE
Valda and Anne have hearing loss, so we must speak very loud
Joan and Judith hardly get out, so I hope they don't get plowed
Kitty tripped on Sandra's foot and had a nasty fall
Joanne and Leather are wearing clothes, a little bit too small
Gypsy, Robyn and Cindy usually end up in the lake
Karenina looks good on top, but denies that they are fake
Verna, Carol and Sharon have many grandkids pics to share
Gloria, Kate and Donna must have just touched up their hair
Janet and Pam are tiny, looks like they could fly away
Judy and Carolyn must have guys, both look happier today
Monica, Rachelle, Jessi and Liz could pass any inspection
I heard that Nancy and Aussie go in for a beauty injection
Sally, Helen and Debi are doing the cha cha cha
Ulla, Bridge and June are singing La La La
Wendy and Jay are so organized, and Barb's best being her own boss
Teri and Adonna, seems they are wearing the same Cross
End of Note
Gretchen and Margaret by the pool, their tempers start to clash
Jan and Regina helped Margaret take a little splash
As Margaret explained to us, we apologized for being so hard
These notes were for a joke, on a between friends Christmas card
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