Excellent a poem Random Rhyme and Petty Prose : Ten Days of Festivus by Bill Schott

On the tenth day of Festivus, I woke up in the street -- -- a sock full of oysters -- a curtain for a diaper -- piercings on my nipples -- a pair of Mickey mittens -- bow ties on my big toes -- a tattoo of an eight-ball -- an olive in my navel -- Yul Brynner haircut -- something up my nostril and a policeman standing right in front of me. Recognized Author Notes Image from Google

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