To vote for a new wizard and help US make a stand
And here are the four candidates, which could be so cut throat
Now please pay close attention, so you will know how to vote
First up is the incumbent, an old scarecrow they call Joe
He easily forgets all that he never seemed to know
Approval rate is down, yet he just doesn't have a clue
With brains made out of straw, how is it he'd know what to do?
The Tin woman named Harris will be next to toss her quarter
She never did her job when she was told check US border
She laughs until she cries, and then the heartless woman rusts
So should you really pick a tin woman you cannot trust?
Next is a coward lyin guy, he's a hunter by trade
He'll do most anything as long as he knows he'll get paid
You say you lost your laptop, well then get a new iPad
He seems to have more courage, when he hides behind his dad
Nancy, the next candidate, some say that she is bitchy
Other voters think that she is actually more witchy
A new girl just flew her house in, and raised a couple brows
Now Nancy's only speaking from the bottom of the house
The house that Dorothy flew in, it must have weighed a ton
It woke up all the people, so that none of these four won
The munchkins vote for Dorothy, and suddenly rejoice
Their flag is safe again and the world now will hear their voice
Yes, Socialism's wrong, eliminates the middle class
Let's keep the voter's rights, and all the lefts out on their.....ass
The munchkins of US are little people standing tall
And Dorothy stands for the flag ~ and liberty for all
