Exceptional Nail? What nail? That didn't hurt. by Yardier This is serious writing prompt entry

Of course, this is serious It’s a nail in my head It came from a framing gun I didn’t fall out of bed I tried to build a picture frame To display my carpentry skills Now I have a nail in my head Can you spare some pills? Yes, I know it’s serious And I’m bleeding on the floor I’m not worried about the carpet Just lead me to the door There’s a claw hammer over there And an old first-aid kit With a little bit of leverage I think I can remove it Yes, I can stop the bleeding With a thumb tack and bandage I need to hang the picture frame Before I cause more damage Writing Prompt Write a poem of any type that treats a serious subject as humor. Recognized Author Notes No brain, no pain.

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