| Humor Fiction posted December 29, 2019 |
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75 word story contest entry
Hold It In
by DragonSkulls
My wife's water broke and she went into labor. I said, "Just wait until I get this contest entry in."
She flopped down on the couch. "The baby's coming now!"
I told my nine year old daughter, "Go help Mommy."
Over my wife's screaming I yelled, "Do you mind? I can't concentrate!"
"Daddy, I can see the head!"
"I'm almost done. You okay, babe?"
"I want a divorce!"
It's a boy.
I click to post.
75 Words Flash Fiction contest entry
My wife's water broke and she went into labor. I said, "Just wait until I get this contest entry in."
She flopped down on the couch. "The baby's coming now!"
I told my nine year old daughter, "Go help Mommy."
Over my wife's screaming I yelled, "Do you mind? I can't concentrate!"
"Daddy, I can see the head!"
"I'm almost done. You okay, babe?"
"I want a divorce!"
It's a boy.
I click to post.
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