Jest Her?

by closetpoetjester

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JEST HER

Are you hot for The Jester?
With dreams you've caressed her
in fantasies too wild to tell?
Does it come from inside?
That's a little ONE eyed
For she'll soon make mince meat of your swell

If you're clearly besotted
And hers till you've rotted
Well, my! What fine way to go
For your verbiage she'll own
She'll make YOU make her moan
While she's taking the piss outta Poe

Full of sass, you will find
She's sure one of a kind
And not backwards in giving what for
Yes, if you ever met her
You'd NEVER forget her
She isn't that flower next door

Closet lets you unwind
But it's you she'll remind
That your wife might be home in one minute
From your port she must travel
Or life will unravel
And shit? Oh good grief--you'll be in it.

Look, her scent is mere humour
The rep? Just a rumour
She's charming, disarming and naughty
And as blunt as a truck
For some--funny as fuck
But for others outspoken and haughty

If you've roasted the Closet
It weren't half bad, was it?
She's mostly a fairly good sport
But your bed your now making
Your hers for the taking
So pray you survive her retort!

(C)

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Thanks for reading...

BTW this is more of a self analysis poem rather than a thinly veiled threat of poetic vendettarism lmao

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Jest Her?

by closetpoetjester

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